Cosmic Surgery

Dedicata celor care folosesc messenger

Mess pe mess

Friend: Am terminat o facultate, am diploma si tot ce pot sa fiu e taximetrist, curva sau call girl.

Me: And which of these do you find more appealing?

Friend: None.

I don’t have a driving license,

I’m not homosexual and I don’t have money for a “cosmic surgery”

Friend: Imi place sa cred ca sunt perceput cat mai aproape de cum ma percep.

Me :Tuturor ne place sa credem asta:)
Putini recunosc:)
Cei mai multi nu inteleg:)